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phatty matty 

Matt is called phatty matty because he is.
phatty matty by xobeachqt69xo November 11, 2003

pullin' a matty 

Jacob was pullin' a matty the other day.
pullin' a matty by Eliott Fevens September 21, 2008

me and matty 

To try and live up to the greats. To try and mimic the brilliance.
#1: Hey yo check me owwt yo
#2: Yo yo yo, check me owt too nigga
#3: Who the fuck are you 2?
#1 & #2: me and matty YO!
me and matty by Shitfrig October 30, 2004
A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty
c-matty by calikid327 March 6, 2011

chatty matty 

A guy named Matt, that talks a lot.
Sorry I was on the phone so long, he's such a chatty Matty.
chatty matty by THA October 23, 2013

Untidy Matty 

When you make your girlfriend chicken parm, then break up with her that evening during intercourse
You hear Kris untidy matty his girl yesterday? Kid is savage she didn’t see it coming.
Untidy Matty by Floridaman69 February 5, 2019