Loser Mcloserson

A nerd who has not yet reached puberty mentally and has not yet expressed an interest in the opposite sex. Mainly of the male species and often plays Megaman or PSP or similar video games and has lame LAN parties and such.

"Hey, that guy's kinda cute. Wanna go talk to him?"
"Are you kidding me? Only from this far away. Up close, he's the epitome of a loser mcloserson!"

by hey797 March 15, 2010

lolergasm

An orgasm of lol's.
Lol = laugh out loud.

Bob: knock knock
Joe: who's there?
Bob: I eat mop
Joe: I eat mop who?
Bob: LOLERGASM!

by zack bob joe dan frank billy tom August 7, 2005

PT Loser

Chevy HHR. Late out of the gate second rate retro clone. Also refers to owners/drivers of same.

HHR owners are just PT Losers.

by QZ Doran October 18, 2007

born loser

When no matter how much you try you are always a loser.

The born loser, not because i chose to be but because all the bad shit happends to me

by some polak November 2, 2004

Urban Dictionary Loser

A person who takes this site so seriously, they sit around and actually define these words!

Everyone who uses this site, including me right now, is an Urban Dictionary Loser

by John-John April 18, 2005

Loser's Queue

1. A negative supernatural force that explains why certain factors aligned to one's detriment.

2. A League of Legends conspiracy theory that purports the existence of a secret feature in the game's matchmaking algorithm which forces certain players to play with sub-par teams for multiple games at a time. Typically espoused by League players when they are in a losing streak.

1.)
Friend 1: "My wife's boyfriend just took away my Nintendo Switch! And my daily Soylent shipment is going to be late. Why is this happening to me?!"
Friend 2 (while taking a bite out of an Impossible Whopper): "Loser's Queue."

2.)
Gamer 1: "I've already lost 4 games in a row and my Jungler just locked-in Corki."
Gamer 2: "Loser's Queue."

by Yeetsuo October 25, 2020

white trash loser

A person who never graduated from high school. Most probably have a criminal record and are working at minimum wage jobs, such as dollar store, mcdonalds,verizon wireless,etc. Since they have no marketable job skills, the mostly occupy the lowest jobs that exist because they are so undesirable. These people think they are better than black people simply based off their skin color. Many life off of their credit cards and live beyond their means because they are ashamed to be poor.

white trash loser,uneducated,high school droput, middle class, wage worker,middle america,brown collar,supposed blue collar

by Aliza305 March 9, 2010