1) one who smells the flatus and won't rest until they find out who tooted the butt bugle; higher prevalence in females.
2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.
2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.
Kris: "Damn dude, Kelly Sepulveda is always picking up on my ass creepers. I'm like so embarrassed and stuff"
Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."
Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."
by weenus222 November 4, 2010
Get the Fartlock Holmes mug.When a female simply has no holes. All her holes are non existent. This case, all though extremly rare does exist in the modern world.
Yo, I went out to the bar last night and took this girl home. I was about to bang her and I realized, she had no holes. What a bummer.
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An outlandish statement, only used to insult and denigrate the very worst douchebags, assholes, and degenerates.
It is a common truth that everyone has at least 15 orifices hidden on his or her body. Girls usually have at least 20 hidden ones, however.
It is a common truth that everyone has at least 15 orifices hidden on his or her body. Girls usually have at least 20 hidden ones, however.
Douchebag: Hey yo imma fuck u up if u dont do my algebra homework
Sensible human being: Fuck you in your 15 holes, you fucking jackass!!
Douchebag: .....fine ill leave u alone, jeezus
Sensible human being: Fuck you in your 15 holes, you fucking jackass!!
Douchebag: .....fine ill leave u alone, jeezus
by Tofu-san September 19, 2009
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Get the helms mug.A shit-hole council estate in the northern city of Bradford, United Kingdom typically inhabited by ronkers, gippos and other rough people. A place where no sane cable TV engineer / BT engineer / policeman would go to alone without backup. If you don't get mugged and your stuff nicked you will get lamped instead.
Yeah, Bradford is really rough innit its full of ronkers if you go down Holmewood just about every house has got a horse and caravan in it. What a craphole.
by arohk June 3, 2011
Get the Holmewood mug.Holmesglen boys are a multicultural gang situated in Holmesglen,Vic.They are rivals of the Oakleigh Wogz,Cambo Clownz and other gangs in the south east of Melbourne.
by mrshowface May 12, 2009
Get the Holmesglen Boys mug.The only thing a stripper ever has to offer when you date her. (The 3 holes constitute her mouth, pussy and ass.....and the habit is usually a meth habit). Other than that she will never have shit in her life and is going absolutely nowhere.
This pole dancer at the strip club wanted to get with me, so I asked her what she was bringing to the table and she said the only thing she had to offer was 3 holes and a habit.
by Sugar.Hill October 16, 2008
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