Holmsing 

When a male pleasures himself publicly, like the now-legendary incident with Holmes in the locker room (guys). This is a confirmed fact.

Alt. Definition:Wacking off in public

Excuse me, but could you PLEASE stop holmsing in front of me??

Ewww, he's HOLMSING again, make him stop, don't think things like that about meeeee!

Hey you kids, cut that out, hmmm, OH MY, what the F do you think YOU'RE doing young man?? AT LEAST do that in the Girls' locker room!

Lastly, Pacek if you don't stop holmsing, I'll sick Spader on you, and trust me, once you get Spadered, you'll never think gay thoughts again...

Holmsing by SpadeAvenger June 18, 2006

Holmsing-it

To completely screw something up by yourself with no intervention/complications by any one else.

Came from:

Santonio Holmes injured his foot in the open field with no one around, fell to the ground and threw the football up in the air with out being touched so it was a fumble. Play resulted in a fumble recovery and return for a touchdown by the defense. Happened on the Jets/49ers game on 9/30/2012.

Dude... quit holmsing-it every time you go ask her out.

Holmsing-it by corkysru October 11, 2012

Holmesing 

To purposely pursue females for the sole reason that they are with one of your friends breaking your friends heart therefore enhancing the sexual pleasure.

'ah i Holmesed that biatch till my mate cried'

'i Holmesed all over her last night'

'I can't get enough of Holmesing, i've ruined my mates life'

Holmesing by Holmo erectus April 7, 2008

jersey holsing 

Jersey is a jerk and very dramatic. She starts a lot of drama just for her own amusement. She gets everything she wants but says she has nothing. People talk behind her back. People who are popular are usually her friends and people who are real are not. She doesn't respect anyone and will betray her friends.

She's a Jersey holsing.

jersey holsing by Hollow...its me June 14, 2017

Holysingod 

My god, quite possibly the worlds most indecisive child. If he’s not going by his original username, he’s probably going by something edgy like “ShadowAngelSlayer” or something like that.

Holysingod: “Weeedoweedah…!”
Random person: “huh, what was that?”
Random person #2: “oh… that was holysingod…”

Holysingod by This is GOD itself! May 5, 2022