Hammock

An object useful for carrying bananas, humans, dogs, hobos, and many more strange objects...

I put my banana in a hammock for safe keeping

by HoboHam April 15, 2020

poo hammock

When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.

I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.

by Zer0cha0s January 19, 2017

Happy Hammock

When your happy trail wraps all the way under your junk it comes up your butt crack

That guy ain't got no happy trail, he got a happy hammock

by 441BR March 8, 2019

Hammock

Slang for a hamburger with tomatoes, cheese, pickles and onions.

I would like a double hammock, please.

by AllStudyNoExam September 1, 2019

Reverse Hammock

Reverse cowgirl on a hammock

Courtney and JR love doing it outside in swinging beds, like hammocks, they love doing the reverse hammock.

by Jurror September 28, 2009

Poop Hammock

When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock

While Ricky was running to the bathroom, he accidentally filled up his poop hammock.

by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022

Banana Hammock

A hammock made from the sweat and tears of banana farmers across the world ... what ? You seriously thought it was a hammock made of bananas ?

I like banana hammock ... yes my hammock is good.

by JayIsNormalManChild November 30, 2018