automatic flex

When you take a picture of yourself and you didn't feel like you were flexing but everyone else thinks you were.

Person A: "btw I know you were totally flexing in that pic"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."

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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"

by Avocado7 January 5, 2017

green fleet manager

A person who only has relationships with female soldiers.

Crumbs ken all you do is pump green fleet. Did you do the green fleet managers course?

by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017

Academic Flex

(n.) 1. A flex that a smartass uses to show off their intelligence on a test.

(v.) 2. When you give your teacher an assignment that could've been finished in 2 class periods but is finished in one class period or less.

(1.) Michael: Damn, Gabe's got a 100 every subject, true academic flex of the century.

Samuel: I know right, that's pretty fucking amazing.
(2.) Lydia: Why the fuck is Stacey sleeping?

Hailey: I don't know why.

*Teacher lightly taps Stacey's Shoulder*

Stacey: yeah...

Teacher: Is your assignment finished?

Stacey: um...yeah

*Stacey hands it in*

Lydia: How the fuck?

Hailey: That's an academic flex that can't be disputed.

by Smart4Life December 10, 2018

deus flex machina

A term to be used whenever flex tape can be used to fix something unusual in a particular situation.

Your boat broke in half?
You fixed it only using flex tape?
"deus flex machina"

by Rogue_Baron February 26, 2019

to do the flex

if some one has an important meeting ( e.g. with his/her boss), but doesn't show up, because he wasn't prepared)

Mr. Miller had to hand in his financereports, but he didn't have them finished jet, so he had to do the flex.

by pilz.m.s January 27, 2011

gay for the flex

An individual who is gay for the flex is just someone who is trying to get the attention that they crave by engaging in homosexual acts, whether it be male or female.

person 1: Yo Alondra just posted a video of her kissing another girl, is she lesbian?

person 2: No she's gay for the flex, she's just doing it for attention

by kim jong big bong December 22, 2019

Embed Perms Flex

A subliminal message used by homosexual men to openly ask for rough sex.

A: Embed Perms Flex
B: lmao

by LlamaIdaptionYodgibsy October 1, 2022