cootie ho

A "cootie ho" is a human who has sexual encounters with multiple partners and does not follow sexual testing guidelines; potentially spreading cootie STI/Ds around

A cootie ho may have more than just an orgasm in store for you seeing as they rarely get tested for STI/Ds, yet have many partners back to back; potentially, they could be spreading cooties around.

by zer0n9ne November 28, 2020

Cootie

(plural: cooties) A terminal illness in which one dies after experiencing symptoms including, but not limited to:

death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.

Person 1: I would take getting cholera over cooties any day of the week. ez.
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him

by bbigman January 13, 2021

coltitis

The act of having a huge throbbing penis

Stayed the night with a guy who had serious case of coltitis

by Daryl B Payne February 24, 2021

cootie Pappy

Is a woman's vagina, or p****

After dinner me and my girl went home and she gave me some cootie Pappy and I was happy all night long

by Rhino chain link March 27, 2021

Cooties

The only STD that can be spread by just holding hands

"John and Eve held hands and now they both have cooties!"

by atomicblueberry May 6, 2021

cootician

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she asked her friend Jill for the name of a good cootician.

by friesandgravy July 27, 2021

cootician

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she visited her favorite cootician and opted for the Martini Glass.

by friesandgravy July 27, 2021