Definitions by bbigman

Alessandra 

Let's be honest. Have you ever met anyone named Alessandra? Yeah, that's what I thought.

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Alessandra by bbigman January 13, 2021

Walter 

The love of your life. Walter is a sexy beast. You've never met someone like Walter and you never will. God, I wish I was Walter. I would give anything to be Walter.

HOLY SHIT, IS THAT WALTER?

Walter by bbigman January 13, 2021

Cootie

(plural: cooties) A terminal illness in which one dies after experiencing symptoms including, but not limited to:

death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.

Person 1: I would take getting cholera over cooties any day of the week. ez.
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him

Cootie by bbigman January 13, 2021