caffo

caffo is a nickname given to a person who is a retard or very stupid. The word comes from Cowley. You dont get many caffos.

Ha ha look at that caffo over there sucking hes toes.

by Aaron Grundy May 18, 2006

Caffidiot

An individual who goes out of their way to make it apparent to you what their current "caffeine Level" is at. Or an individual who when asked "how are you doing?" will always reply with some reference to if they have had any caffeine recently or not.

Tim: Hey D how you doing today?

D: I feel sorry for the poor bastards that have to put up with my wrath, until I get my offering of Java the world will pay!

Tim: stop being such a "Caffidiot"

by couchsalesman December 2, 2009

Caffeine drip

A literal IV drip filled with caffeine. Apparently, a caffeine drip is not a joke.

I myself can't quit caffeine. I was in withdrawal so badly during surgery that I could not hold down even water as much. They literally had to hook me up to a caffeine drip. The drip rate was two hours instead of one hour because the nurse did not want to blow out my vein.

by Nickidewbear May 11, 2014

Caffeinessed

The action of accomplishing a goal solely due to the aid of caffeine.

"Wait, you actually finished the final paper?"
"8 cups of coffee and I caffeinessed it."

by mo's handle July 3, 2017

Caffination

Drinking a caffinated beverage early in the morning to kickstart your crappy day

Have you had your caffination today??

by Lonelylife September 22, 2018

Caffy

To be cute as fuck, and cool as fuck simultaneously

Yo Jaime is Caffy bro, she is fine as hell. But she gets me jokes, and is super chill to be around !

by Loos_Goose February 11, 2021

bru bru caffers

the place where you go to eat turkey sandwiches and sun chips and smoothies at UCLA. also, the name of a song in a soon to be made musical about the dining services at ucla.

meet me at bru bru caffers!

or

bru bru caffers is for lovers.

by bruin subz r gross July 28, 2008