asstits

it is ass that has nipples

he has asstits

by MasterOogway69 November 23, 2021

asspisode

A really bad episode of a podcast.

This asspisode I just watched made me vomit.

by Screaming Old Man November 26, 2021

Asspiss

When you eat 5 burritos, and you have to shit real bad.

first person: Man I had some crazy juicy Asspiss last night! second person: Cool man!

by anonymous January 31, 2022

assitch

When you are driving down the road and someone cuts you off. However you do not know if they are male or female so you called them an assitch which is a combination of a****** and b****.

We just got cut off by that stupid assitch. I wish I knew if they were a man or a woman so I could cuss them out appropriately.

by Wolfina68 April 24, 2022

Asspiring Failure

A phrase to describe someone who is failing at life.

Oh, you see that kid there, the one who stares at cat pics in class? He's an Asspiring Failure.

by Gan12Maglev August 17, 2022

Asspickle

A useless and weak dissipated dumbass that would be a piece of s*** if they somehow stop being such a dick

You sank my boat, lost $10,000 at the casino, and cheated on me with my Siamese twin sister. Good God you're such an asspickle!

by Moody Loner with Handgun May 7, 2023

Assitis

Person who demonstrates cruel and mean spirited inflammatory behavior either knowingly or through stupidity.

Lately he has a a bad case of assitis

by Wokeamerican June 12, 2023