asspickle

as a noun: one who dwells in an anus, hence, is pickled in ass.

as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.

Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.
Jaycee is a douchetastic asspickle.
by artpsychopedia January 02, 2007
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asspickle

Just another name for a turd.
by Mr. Bubblehead March 23, 2005
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asspickle.

1.One who has the nature of an ass, too a magnified extent. 2.To be such an ass, that one is marinated in it like a pickle. 3.Literaly looking like a piece of human piece of shit.
Steph: "Why do you have to be such an asspickle?"

Délhan: "It is in my nature, I was born that way. My parents were asses, my grandparents were asses. Im just keeping up tradition."

Thus Délhan being an asspickle.
by Délhan May 16, 2006
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asspickle

1.The name for your bestie aka the person who swears way too much...
2.a lightweight
Asspickles make great friends but shitty drinkers...
by lolx16 April 04, 2016
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asspickle

other: ass pickle,ass-pickle

origin:Florida,Tampa area, Riverview

creators:Eric Fe******s, and Marcell Ja**s

Deffinition: A ubercocky participant in an on-line FPS game (usually Halo 2)who pownes and is powned frequently and is a sore looser/winner that will complain about being powned or will rub the fact that he/she pownedyou.
Asspickle:dOOd, i #0#411"/ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/\^
(dude ,I totally powned ur arse man)
actually
skilled
player: F*ck you 1337 wannabe noob douche

Asspickle:i 57!1_1_ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/.....
(I still powned ur arse ma(n).....)
-asspickle player is sniped in back of head while trying to figure out his lame 1337 translation sheet from http://dum.asspickle.noob (or similar wannabe noob site)
by Eric F. February 10, 2006
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Asspickle

A useless and weak dissipated dumbass that would be a piece of s*** if they somehow stop being such a dick
You sank my boat, lost $10,000 at the casino, and cheated on me with my Siamese twin sister. Good God you're such an asspickle!
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