twat

1. Derived from England, referring to the genitalia of a woman.

2. Used to refer to a person who is stupid; similar to fucktard

1. Close your legs, I can see your twat!

2. Did you seriously just misspell "urban"? God, you are such a twat.

by livingdictionary October 26, 2014

twat

A (self)recursive (or self-referencing) backronym (an acronym created for a word that wasn’t originally an acronym) meaning “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.

Someone: Fuck, that twat is annoying!
Someone Else: What’s that mean, the word twat?
Someone: It stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat.
Someone Else: Oh, okay! Wait. What’s the last word in the definition mean?
Someone: It, too, stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone Else: So it’s an acronym whose meaning refers back to itself, correct?
Someone: Correct!
Someone Else: Word! Thank you!
Someone: You’re welcome!

by c November 28, 2019

twat

a twat someone who claims to be a best-seller having only sold a total of ....... 30 books

Richard James Rodgers is the biggest twat on Facebook

by Jean-Pierre Le Roux May 30, 2020

twat

someone who did not want to get the jelly

"a girl in a nothing relationship got called a Twat for arguing against her boyfriend about jelly. While making up, the girl told the boy about the jelly in the cabinet and the jelly gods struck the twat down. popularized by Dane Cook."

by iamameliarawr September 2, 2008

twat

An unpleasant tweet (through twitter). It brings bad news.

"My girlfriend sent me a twat last night, saying we're done
Someone twatted me from Japan-saying the reactors are melting down.

by CupkakeVindog April 4, 2011

twatting

Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.

Nikki and Jo keep twatting each other and they are sitting two feet away from each other.

by Kernel2244 March 22, 2011

Twats

A term you call your "twitter" friends.

"I think I might be crazy, what do you think twats?" - (typed on twitter.)

by twitteradict1010 November 11, 2009