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twat

1. A woman who, for unknown reasons, perceives a skewed sense of control in her new office environment run by people half her age.

2. A woman whose headset fundamentally competes with the likes of McDonald 's drive through associates.

3. One who demands attention when talking to fugly grand-children on the company phone and showing pictures of said children, while incompetent in using the phone for interoffice relations.

4. not to be confused with cunt, busted, noob, etc... this is more severe
declaration-- "Lavina is a twat, I don't care if she's new here."

exclamation-- "What twat ate two of my homemade cupcakes before 8am?!"
by OAIC March 28, 2009
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