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jonathan turner

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7
'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline
by Master1101 March 5, 2017
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turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.
by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008
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She got a turkey

Philly slang used when a female has a big butt, similar to the term “wagon”
Yo you saw Bella, she got a turkey real rap!
by Straight Out The P February 28, 2020
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Catapult Turtle

The most convenient monster in the history of Duel Monsters.
With my Catapult Turtle I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.
by Koeji and Friends March 15, 2009
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Your Turn to Die

A lit killing game made by a Japanese person translated into English; which has ages ranging from a 6th grader to a college professor. Did I mention there are floor masters, some of which are 'dolls', which is kinda misleading when at least two of them have a living human controlling them.

To sum it up: A killing game with kids and adults, ages in between too!
It's Your Turn to Die, Sou.

Bro, did you play Your Turn to Die yet? It's a free online browser game!
by Dapril1 November 12, 2019
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Türkan

A girl who is amazing, beautiful and funny, she is the best friend you can ever wish to have
Türkan is amazing
by 122nnn July 5, 2020
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Awkward Turkey

The result when one person tries to give another a high-5, but the other person tries to give a fist bump. Once these two hand gestures meet, they form a turkey at a really awkward moment.
person 1: "Dude, we just made an awkward turkey!"
person 2: "Well, this is awkward."
by funnybunny321 September 5, 2010
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