Telari

The retoroical term for any elves that stayed in the mountains across the sea from valinor in Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings

The telari were the race of elves that spawned the Sylvan and Sindarin races

by Megilenlach underhill October 23, 2004

telerape

The act of calling someone's cellular phone over and over again until they answer.

1) I seriously didn't want to talk to her, but she fricking teleraped me all through dinner so I had to put an end to it.

2) I thought he might be cool until he revealed himself as a telerapist

by The Defiant Cow June 3, 2009

television

a complete waste of time. also a form of mind control.

Adam bought himself a television. Over the years, Adam became lazy, fat and suffered from severe brain rot! He constantly felt the need to buy something, even though he didn't need it! He eventually died on his couch.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

television

Another way of making money.

What, TV used to educate, inform and inspire? Let's broadcast the Bold and the Beautiful instead, gets more ratings.

by whamawhama May 16, 2004

television

Shit that only lazy/ameri cunts watch. The problem is, we don't fucking NEED television.

Television is for Americans aka lazy people.

by Anonymous July 28, 2004

television doppelganger

A television character doppelganger. It's said that every one of us has one.

Catherine from CSI is totally her television doppelganger.

by coffee mug June 10, 2005

television

A device that causes attention deficit...um whatever...yeah, so like i was watching friends the other night and....

Why were we so surprised on 9/11? Because we watch too much television!

by TiberiusJulius February 21, 2005