TWAT

The past tense of twit.

A neophyte twerp.

A selfish or self centered bitch.

A vulgarism for vagina.

A complete moron or idiot.

A: He is such a twat!

B: A what?

A: A twit in the making.

Laura was very nice to me until I gave her the promotion. Now she's a complete twat.

by Memphis Mickey August 30, 2011

twat

slang for the number "twenty". Mostly used in poker games.

I see your 10, and I raise you twat.

by Anonymous January 6, 2007

Twat

A pregnant fish which is really fat and stupid and looks funny.

Wow look at that twat!

by Joe January 6, 2007

twat

1.During sex, far past an orgasm ,Twat is an intense thing that happens to a woman.
2.Super-gasm

"baby last nite u made me twat!"

by KMK52 August 22, 2007

twat

A user of the micro-blogging service, Twitter.

Argh! James can't go five minutes without updating his Twitter status, he's such a twat.

by cabbit August 28, 2008

twat

1. A woman who, for unknown reasons, perceives a skewed sense of control in her new office environment run by people half her age.

2. A woman whose headset fundamentally competes with the likes of McDonald 's drive through associates.

3. One who demands attention when talking to fugly grand-children on the company phone and showing pictures of said children, while incompetent in using the phone for interoffice relations.

4. not to be confused with cunt, busted, noob, etc... this is more severe

declaration-- "Lavina is a twat, I don't care if she's new here."

exclamation-- "What twat ate two of my homemade cupcakes before 8am?!"

by OAIC March 28, 2009

Twat

Someone who is acting the goat and being childish.

Joe: "Jack is being a twat."
Kelly: "Too right, Let's leave, Joe."

by little miss sunshine' (: August 23, 2009