Stumpfer

A Dutch word meaning a put out cigarette which can be used for smoking later.

I.E. You don't want to smoke a whole cigarette, so you put it out and save it for later.

Ad (name) luckily had some stumpfers (plural) left when he had no cigarettes anymore.

by Zealord September 11, 2010

Stempler

A term often referred to when describing someone with whom you / a person has had casual sex with that you / said person has zero respect for, nor find attractive.

Having intercourse with a 'Stempler' or being 'Stemplered' is often as a result of a late night drunken booty call or a random hook up at McDonalds.

As he wiped the sweat from his brow, he realised with aplomb that he could use this girl whenever he so desired. This fine little Stempler was his, all his, and there was nothing she could do about it. Come rain or shine, night or day, he knew he could have her ankles by her ears within four minutes of a text message.

Dave: "What did you do last night, dude?"
Joseph: "I got Stemplered!"
Dave: "Oh no! Again?"
Joseph: "Yeah, I was asleep and my fone rang. The silly bint came over and I Stemplered her and finished in her hair".
Dave "Haha! What a Stempler!"

The other day, I met this complete Stempler. She was gagging for it - so easy. I reckon I could phone her at 4am and she'd turn up with a dildo and grin on her dumb face.

by Raveus Maximus May 4, 2011

Stumble-rumble

A stumble-rumble is the result of having consumed a few too many and proceeding to kick the living shit out of another person or one's self due to irrationality.

Shirley got into a stumble-rumble with Bob at the karaoke bar because he sang their song with Sue-Ellen.

by Jennifer 12345677777777777 July 6, 2011

StumbleKlonk

The Act of klonking your way through life while consuming copious amounts PM pain relievers. Lends itself to bruised shins and hazy conceptions of reality....

He's been stumbleklonking for all his heros at the methadone clinic ...... all on a volunteer basis of course!

by Bat_Guano July 29, 2011

Stumblebee

A person who searches the internet without having a goal or topic in mind.

She just web surfing again; She is such a stumblebee!

by Lance Softwood November 7, 2011

Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.

Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 26, 2011

Stumble Fisted

Out drinking, a little past a legal limit, stumbling with two drinks, one in each hand.

I was out with My girl the other night and she had so many people buying her drinks she was Stumble Fisted.

by Red & Kiki February 20, 2012