(v.) Repeatedly sending inane websites dozens or hundreds of times, often in conjunction with accompliaces, to a StumbleUpon user so that it becomes all but impossible for him to surf the sites he wants to.
It took me two hours to get through those pages after those dudes stumblebombed me.
Joey says:so what have you been up to?
You have just sent a nudge.
Joey says:*stumbleweed*
Abby says:yeah i was on a site about all these people over 100 years old
Yesterday, when my boss went out to lunch, I snuck into his office for a good ol' Stumblejerk. Fortunately Petsmart came up, and I was off to the races.
verb:The combined process of booking it and stumbling to your destination. Quicker than a walk, nearly falling over yourself with each step. Often occurs when drunk and needing to get into bed. Running with the intention of preventing oneself falling over.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!