Stumpler 

the stubby end of a penis looking material

veale has penis lips which smoked on a stumpler pipe

Stumpler by Umdinger January 10, 2006

Stumbler's Syndrome 

A syndrome in which chronic users of stumble upon (involuntarily and out of habit) click the bottom left of the task bar when accessing the internet on web browsers that do not have stumble upon installed.

Why are you clicking on the favorites button?

What?... Oh sorry, I have Stumbler's Syndrome.

Stumbler's Syndrome by Corey Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 25, 2009

stumper dump

defecation the size of a tree stump

Kel: Wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me.

Jim: What do you mean?

Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump

stumper dump by binkel November 4, 2010

slump stumper 

Slump stump(er); verb or noun, To Slump Stump; Slump Stumper.

Verb; the act of lowering your standards, (to 5/10 or lower) in a romantic relationship, with the sole purpose of getting out of a professional, emotional, or sexual slump.

Slump stumper; Noun; the recipient of the act of a slump stump.

Noun Usage,
Ex 1.a. Steven was in a slump for months, so he lowered his standards one night and found himself a real slump stumper. The following week, he hit 5 home runs at the baseball game.

Ex 1.b. Steve was in a slump, so he went out one night and hit a total 5.0 Slump Stumper

Verb Usage; Ex 2.a. ‘Buddy, you’ve a been real bummer, you need to go slump stumping and take down a slump stumper.

Ex.2.b John pulled a slump stump and he’s been a new man ever since!

slump stumper by Cuatros Amigos October 19, 2018

bumper stumper 

bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole

I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.

bumper stumper by RadNotRed February 15, 2022

Triple Stumper 

1. On the television quiz show "Jeopardy!", a clue for which no correct response is given by any player. (Source: j-archive.com)

However, an incorrect response to a Daily Double clue cannot be termed a Triple Stumper, since only one player is stumped!

A Triple Stumper can include up to three incorrect responses, or else go unresponded to (i.e., have no contestant ring-in).

2. Any perplexing situation or problem.

Alex seemed bemused that so many $400 clues in the Double Jeopardy round were Triple Stumpers.

How can anybody bother listening to Chris Brown? Triple Stumper!

Triple Stumper by Shoutoute March 16, 2013

Stumpled 

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.

"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."

Stumpled by Kahrispy October 13, 2011