A girl who is fat and ugly wears a gross way to short for her fat thighs dress to go to a party. SMS is used when around the actual slut.
by Michelle Bacardi August 22, 2008
Get the Sludge Monster Slut mug.Nut sludge is the build up of jizz in the gonads, and must be gotten rid of as soon as possible.
Best to leave relatives out if it.
Best to leave relatives out if it.
"I got nut sludge, Mommy," said Big Jimmy.
"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.
"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.
by scodder July 1, 2010
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1. a tool used many purposes, including smashing things.
2. a big hit for rocker Peter Gabriel. It hit Number One in America during the summer of 1986. It has an award-winning, revolutionary video that features Claymation, or some technique similar to it. Peter Gabriel sings the lyrics from the point-of-view of a cocky guy, maybe as a parody of all those cock rock hits.
3. anything that breaks the ice, or shatters the walls of shyness or alienation in a person. Then you can get a certain person better and establish communication with him/her.
2. a big hit for rocker Peter Gabriel. It hit Number One in America during the summer of 1986. It has an award-winning, revolutionary video that features Claymation, or some technique similar to it. Peter Gabriel sings the lyrics from the point-of-view of a cocky guy, maybe as a parody of all those cock rock hits.
3. anything that breaks the ice, or shatters the walls of shyness or alienation in a person. Then you can get a certain person better and establish communication with him/her.
1. Richard got so pissed at the shallow boobs that were giving out what passes for the news these days he picked up a sledgehammer and smashed the fucking TV into junk.
2. A big highlight of the Peter Gabriel concert that I went to in 2003 was his megasmash "Sledgehammer".
3. ... I wanna be ... your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name?
Ha! I wanna be your sledgehammer...
2. A big highlight of the Peter Gabriel concert that I went to in 2003 was his megasmash "Sledgehammer".
3. ... I wanna be ... your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name?
Ha! I wanna be your sledgehammer...
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 3, 2007
Get the sledgehammer mug.A half handjob, half bagtag. Usually performed under hammed circumstances when the woman's decision making is poor. Unfortunatly, when told to go faster the woman speeds up and smashes your nuts to peices. Also known as the HJ(handjob) Hodge.
"Man, she was giving me a handjob last night but her dumbass friend told her to go faster, and it turned into a sledgehammer."
by Canuck19 December 14, 2008
Get the Sledgehammer mug.Like it's counterpart doom, sludge is another genre of "music" inspired by Black Sabbath. Unlike doom however, which emphasizes slower tempos and dynamic heavy riffs. Sludge emphasizes even slower tempos, repetition and progression.
The Melvins, Godflesh, Boris, Buzzov-en, Isis, Sunn 0))), and Khanate are all excellent sludge bands.
by K` February 11, 2006
Get the sludge mug.Woman lays down on a couch and puts her legs over the mans shoulders. Man rests his feet on the end of the couch and "pelvic thrusts" into the woman.
Warning! Results may include; ulta-orgasm, broken back, and/or broken penis.
Warning! Results may include; ulta-orgasm, broken back, and/or broken penis.
I had to go to the hospital last night.
Why?
I had to take my girl there cuz I may have broken her back doing the Sledgehammer.
Why?
I had to take my girl there cuz I may have broken her back doing the Sledgehammer.
by tbsveryfunny July 12, 2010
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