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shinzlefonze

Something that you may call someone but not necessarily want them to know you said it.

For example, "Call him shinzlefonze... but don't tell him I told you to write it."

The term can be either derogatory or complimentary in nature, and this is generally determined by the preceeding conversation and the tone of voice. It becomes much more derogatory in the -fonze ending is replaced by a profanity.

For example - "Call him shinzlepiss."

The word is thought to originate in Malia, Greece in late August 2005 where it was adapted for everyday use (especially when drunk) by three Northern Irish guys on holiday there. One of the three was seen wearing a t-shirt with the word printed on the back and is sometimes thought to be the main fore-runner of the three in bringing the word to the masses. There is also some anecdotal evidence that the word is partly derived from a David Firth cartoon called "Burnt Face Man" in which one of the leading antagonists is heard to say, "Call him pisslips, but don't tell him I told you to write it" but the link, at present, is tenuous.

The word is increasing in prevalance, being heard uttered in Belfast, Ballymena, Portstewart and Kells as the student population takes the word as it's own.
"Call him shinzlefonze."
by Kellfire April 20, 2006
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Single Window

The short amount of time that you have to RESPECTIVELY get a hot chick! The time frame between her ex boyfriend and before she gets another one.
Mike: I really want to take her out asap.

Micah: don't lose faith in her :) gotta give her a lil time since she just broke up with her bf. i swear...she likes talking to you!!

Mike: I know. I just don't want to miss that short Single Window that she'll probably have. She's too hot to stay single long.
by mpimp00gf November 12, 2009
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Singlelingual

Can only speak one language fluently.
"I'm in Spanish 4 and I'm still singlelingual"
by D-Ricktar April 11, 2010
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single-tail

In BDSM a "single-tail" is a single-lashed whip like a bull whip or a signal whip that is used by dog-sled riders. Floggers, cats, querts and other whips have 2 or more lashes. Paddles, canes, switches etc. are rigid and are less often referred to as "whips." Single-tails are particularly fierce whips.
I went to this crazy hot party last night. I saw this Dom, he didn't just spank his slave, he used a single-tail on her. Her back was a spider-web of welts. He was an artist. It was so fucking hot.
by DionysusRising January 29, 2014
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Single Skinner

A small joint or spliff made with only one rolling paper rather than 2 or more
"I 'ant got much weed mate so it will have to be a single skinner"
by X10n1c June 16, 2018
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Single target sexuality

A type of sexuality where one person being so deep in love or obsession can only be attracted to/aroused by a single person not even other men, or, for that matter, women. Not even porn can do it for them, unless his/ her lover is in the porn. If the lover changes gender, he/she will still be hot for them.

Sometimes it gets to the point where he/she becomes a Stalker with a Crush or something similar.
He has a single target sexuality. He a total yuna-sexual
by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018
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Scingles

The Scingles is the feeling you get when you have a surge of (sometimes uncontrollable) energy that makes you feel a mix of excitment and the feeling you get when you are scared. Scingles occurs due to seeing something/someone amusing and harmless coming towards you or behind you and you are helpless in stopping it. The scingles gives you a sensation of rushing tingly energy and makes you laugh.
Running up/down stairs while being chased gave me the goddamn SCINGLES.

I was running up the stairs out of the pool and someone was swimming really fast towards me and was about to grab my ankles and i just got out in time, this gave me the Scingles.
by DarrylTheMaster December 6, 2018
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