sucking fumes

When your gas meter is flat on "Empty", but you're still moving, unsure when you're going to run outta gas.

You: Dude...we're out of gas.
Me: For real...we're sucking fumes here.

by a sarcastic kid January 6, 2009

Sucking a lemon

The look of disgust in a person that is reminiscent of the face pulled when eating something very tart, such as a lemon.

When my wife discovered that the paedophoilia charges that she had laid against me would not be pursued as the prosecutor had found them to be baseless she had a face like she was sucking a lemon.

by stropmag July 10, 2010

sucking ass

1. The process of sucking fecal matter/butt milk/do-do butter out of another's anal cavity.

2. Sucking absolute/comlete ass at anything, particularly at sports.

1. "Szabo is really good at sucking ass!"

2. "Dude, we're sucking ass!"

by Poo Nazi March 27, 2009

"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.

*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"

by Mike Thompson July 16, 2008

socking

1: Punching or hitting.
2: Hitting a person with a heavy, but pliable object inside a sock, using it like a truncheon.
3: Using a sock as a jerk wad

1: "Whaaa! Ma, George socked me!"
2: "Filling one of his socks with coins, Byron waited for the guard to return in order to sock him before he could sound the alarm."
3: "Julian preferred to use his cotton ones for socking."

by drKarling July 2, 2004

Soul Sucking

When the head is so good that when you climax you swear she/he sucked your soul right out of you

Jenna gave me some soul sucking head last night.

by Red Dexx January 30, 2018

Sucking Hind Tit

The unfortunate bastard that is in last place.

Getting the worst of what's left because you're weak and/or slow.

The tit closest to the pigs smelly asshole left for the runt.

Most undesirable and least most nourishing tit.

WOW!, he is really sucking hind tit in Fantasy Football this year - he hasn't won a game!

by Exodusarchangel September 25, 2018