When a single woman lets a married/taken man bleed his heart out about all the things he is not getting at home. Then waits for his weakest point and swoops in and offers up a sexual act.
My husband and I have been having a rough time, I caught him talking to another girl online and she totally attempted to skank swoop him by inviting him to her hotel room.
by Wiserants December 1, 2016
Get the Skank swoopmug. A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.
Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.
Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.
Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.
by RedoxAssassin May 29, 2022
Get the Swooping Magpiemug. by Moldywalnut July 9, 2016
Get the The alee-swoopmug. When a girl and guy are giving each other head at the same time (blow job and eating out), this is generally done when both parties are in a horizontal position. Best performed, when the male has a longer torso than that of the female.
Sarah and John were both feeling pretty horny one night, so they did the swooping crane- and therefor both received pleasure.
by johnny boizzz July 19, 2011
Get the Swooping Cranemug. When you engage in sexual activity with a female and she climbs out of your window to escape the shame and damaged dignity.
I witnessed my neighbor swoop a bitch so hard last night, she almost fell two stories on her way out this morning.
by Colt God of all Colton's July 16, 2014
Get the Swoop a bitchmug. by xsugarkittyx May 9, 2009
Get the Bang swoopmug. by sydjtl August 4, 2017
Get the swoop and scoopmug.