sex

Something that nice guys/geeks like me will never experience. This due to the fact that typical human females go for the bigger, dumber alpha male.

Me: “What’s wrong Melissa, why are you crying?

Melissa: “My boyfriend played me for some hoe!”

Me: “aww, that’s sad…is there anything I can do to help?”

Melissa: “No thanks, I took care of that last night when I had make up sex with some other jock”

Me: “oh…ok…”

Melissa: “Thanks so much for trying, you’re such a NICE GUY Salem!”

Me: “Well, if you need me, I’ll be in my room, crying while masturbating to pictures of you from middle school…”

*goes home and masturbates to pictures of Mel from middle school*

by BitterSalem April 15, 2007

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sex

when a penis goes in and out of a wet vagina

I was feeling really down climbing into my tent after my first day camping but when I unzipped the fly into my tent I couldn't be happier, all was there was a sleeping bag and a beautiful girl I'd never seen before in nothing but a skinny black thong. "who might you be you sexy thing?" " you can call me Millie" she purred "but for now I want to get to know your body". I knelt down next to her, ripped off her thong and started eating her out, occasionally flicking over her clit. she ripped off my shorts and gasped at my rock hard 9 inch cock and started giving me an incredible blow job. "uh uh yeah Millie baby yes yes" then I cummed all through her mouth and she swallowed every last bit. "shove it in me baby and don't hold back". I pressed her down against the sleeping bag and shoved my rock hard dripping cock into her soaked shaved pink pussy "uh baby yessss mmmm you can go further, DEEPER BABY DEEPER YOU KNOW YOU CAN" our hot juices mixed warming her pussy, "mmm baby".

"I love you Millie"
"I love you and your dick babe"

we fell asleep in the spooning position only to find my dick up her ass minutes later and we were off again
best sex ever

by themakoshark January 28, 2019

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