Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.
Also see choach.
Also see choach.
by matt March 2, 2004
Get the polanis mug.Someone who does the "plandy shuffle", i.e. walking with your toes pointing in-the-way (Pejorative)
Short for Planderknob
Short for Planderknob
by zombiemofo December 6, 2010
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A country that many people believe does not exist tho it actually does, situated 2 metres below Poland, Pooland ironicaly is a clean world and smells of neon monkey
One day I'm going to go to Pooland
by leon kompawsky May 25, 2004
Get the pooland mug.Something you must never forget. John F. Kerry lost the 2004 presidential election because he did. Usually accompanied by loud noise and flickering images. Very popular on YTMND. Also spelled Polynd or Polund (rare). Not to be confused with Poland.
John F. Kerry: When we went in, there where three countries: Great Britain, Australia, and the United States. That's not a Grand Coalition. We can do better.
George W. Bush: Well, actually, you forgot POLEND.
John F. Kerry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
George W. Bush: Well, actually, you forgot POLEND.
John F. Kerry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by General Tao December 15, 2008
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The act of dressing up your partner to look like a thirteen year old boy/girl, committing unlawful sexual acts with that partner then fleeing the country in which the act was committed.
The act of dressing up your partner to look like a thirteen year old boy/girl, committing unlawful sexual acts with that partner then fleeing the country in which the act was committed.
ex:
Brandon: Holy shit! Did you hear what Tosh did to his girlfriend?
Billy: No.
Brandon: We were all out drinking last Tuesday, and I think he might of pulled a Roman Polanski on her. I haven't seen him at work since...
Billy: My gosh! Well that explains the braggadocios phone calls from France, but not his absence from work.
France director sex molestation pervert pedophile Rosemary's Baby The Pianist The Ghost Writer Charlie Manson Tony Romo
Brandon: Holy shit! Did you hear what Tosh did to his girlfriend?
Billy: No.
Brandon: We were all out drinking last Tuesday, and I think he might of pulled a Roman Polanski on her. I haven't seen him at work since...
Billy: My gosh! Well that explains the braggadocios phone calls from France, but not his absence from work.
France director sex molestation pervert pedophile Rosemary's Baby The Pianist The Ghost Writer Charlie Manson Tony Romo
by Malbojia September 21, 2010
Get the Roman Polanski mug.a man so obsessed with golf and port jervis he does not realize he says the same sayings over and over again. and that golf and port jervis sucks. he also goes out of his way to be a complete and total dick to every one of his students. that's when the fit hit the shan
"that's when the fit hit the shan"-polanis
"he was one mean SOB"-polanis
"He was a son of a bee sting, you though i was gonna say it didn't ya?"-polanis
"he was one mean SOB"-polanis
"He was a son of a bee sting, you though i was gonna say it didn't ya?"-polanis
by ohgodddd December 8, 2006
Get the polanis mug.A Polandboo is a person that’s obsessed with Poland and Polish culture. Similar to a slavaboo, or a russiaboo.
They try to act like they’re from Poland, by faking accents, adding Polish words to sentences, slav squatting, and so on.
They try to act like they’re from Poland, by faking accents, adding Polish words to sentences, slav squatting, and so on.
by poopandpussyeater69 September 19, 2019
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