One addition

One addition is known as the beter, more popular name of the band one direction,
a band formed with Lewis(aulso often referred at as Tommo the tease), Harold, Nialler, Lime (or Lima whatever you prefer)and Zen Milk.
The band has in total 3 names: one direction, one subtraction and the most popular one,one addition.

Interviewer: One addition will be performing live!
Lewis: Give it up for one addition

Fans: wooohooo (they loved the new name)
Lewis with yet another great idea for a new name: One subtraction
Fans: wooohooooo!

One addition by Oneadditioner November 10, 2020

One Minute Shower 

a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event.
b) Typically before work, meeting someone for an activity or dinner, or school.
c) Searching for the perfect porn scene typically takes precedence over getting ready on time, limiting the time to shower.

Friend 1 , "Sorry buddy, I had to rush to get ready..."
Friend 2 , "One Minute Shower huh?"
Friend 1 , "Yeah, too many good scenes."

One Minute Shower by yellowjacket_34 October 27, 2008

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones 

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

one drink 

An amount of alcoholic drinks that is usually more than 5. Often higher than 10. But never less than 3.

“Would you like to come over tonight, I have beer?”
“Yes, but I can only have one drink, I have to work in the morning”
*next morning*
“What happened last night? I woke up on my bathroom floor with no clothes on, my kitchen looks like a war zone and my front door was open and my dog is gone”

one drink by Jenrox May 24, 2018

One Take Jake

One Take Jake , in musical terms is someone who can record a track perfectly the first time, be it vocals or instruments.

Yo, Tupac Shakur was a One Take Jake in the studio, real talk.

One Take Jake by Moody Hyadd January 26, 2019

one putt 

Task that is expected to be relatively easy but, if not done properly, can turn into an embarrassing nightmare.

CBS executives: “Here Dan – here’s the latest on the Bush Air National Guard story. The docs show Bush’s superiors thought he was a schmuck, too. This is a one putt story if I’ve ever seen one – run it tonight at 6.”

one putt by workinglate February 8, 2007

one-eyed-bed-snake 

The blind organ of masculinity commonly found nestled between a gentlemans thighs that often wakes early in the morning independantly of its owner..

Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..

The one-eyed-bed-snake was on fine form this morning, but my wife was having none of it so I had to use my hand..

one-eyed-bed-snake by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010