obsessive grammar disorder

{noun} A disorder that makes someone very picky or obsessive about someone else's grammar.

"I ain't gonna mess with her no mores."
"What's wrong with you? Ain't isn't a word and you used a double negative and you added a "s" to more!"
"Oh, opps I forgot you have obsessive grammar disorder."

by Tyler Hutchingson December 11, 2007

obsessed

1. Loving to the point of maybe even stalking.

2. Thinking only about one thing.

Spreading the word of the wonderful New York Dolls to everyone in your life.

mak: HEY, WHO'VE YOU TOLD ABOUT OUT BOYS LATELY?

kim: MY ENGLISH TEACHER, BOYFRIEND, AND ORTHODONTIST!

mak: WHAT'D THEY SAY? WILL THEY CHECK OUT SOME SONGS?

kim: MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME I'M TOO obsessed WITH THE DOLLS. AND HE BROKE UP WITH ME.

by Sylvainia August 4, 2008

Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.

Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!

by KristenThChitch February 2, 2009

Obsidian Order

A Cardassian secret police and spy agency. Enabran Tain was its longest serving chief; his son Garak was a onetime agent and was kept alive in exile only by its intervention.

The Obsidian Order works among the shadows.

by Greg October 7, 2004

obsessive

To have a place for everything and everything in it's place

Person 1: You moved my salt shaker.

Person 2: Quit being so obsessive.

Gun 1: BANG!

Person 1:(Moves salt shaker to original position.)

by Reginald Spaz May 1, 2008

observant

An individual that percieves details that are most times left unonticed.

Person A: Have you met Sailesh Naidu and Nhu-Mai Simon?
Person B: Yeah, those two are beastinly observant.

by Sailesh Naidu August 4, 2006

obstical

A redneck spelling of the word commonly known as obstacle.
Has the exact same meaning as the traditional spelling but implies that the author is a redneck

My biggest obstical is spelling of the words.

by Lord Vader III October 27, 2010