Neil patrick harris 

The hottest male to walk the eath. too bad he is gay, he could easily steal your wife. and your family . male or female.

neil patrick harris .. dayum

Neil patrick harris by Secretlybatman February 20, 2015

neil meal 

N. A meal you are completely unsure about, but have to eat out of respect. Even if its the rankest thing to touch your lips, it must be consumed. MUST BE COMPLIMENTED as well.

"Holy f#$%ing sh!#! What is this?! It's moving!! ...That's not cheese."

"Shh- it's a neil meal... now shut up, Neil's coming back..."

"Yum, Neil.... very... good."

neil meal by gemevie February 4, 2009

Neil Armstronged 

When someone steps on your freshly groomed and smoothed ski or snowboard drop-in run and makes a huge imprint which looks like the notorious shot of Neil Armstrong's footprint on the moon. The similarities are uncanny!

You have just finished smoothing out the drop-in line for snowboarding a handrail and then your buddy walks straight across the freshly smoothed run-in, making a huge impression of his boot smack in the middle of the run-in. At that point you shout "you just Neil Armstronged the drop in line bro!"

Neil Armstronged by Fringe Lab February 22, 2014

Neil Shah 

To steal someone's shoes and then proceeding to either tie them together in a manner impossible to untie or to completely remove the shoelaces, or even both.

Derek was sleeping, so I Neil Shah'd his shoes and he got angry.

Neil Shah by See Above October 10, 2006

Neil Young 

Worst songwriter ever. Lynard Skynrd pwn3d him in Sweet Home Alabama.

SOUTHERN MAN IS UTTER TRASH!

Neil Young by RHFiend July 11, 2005

Neil Armstrong Middle School 

A shitty ass middle school that has confusing hallways and a generally bad staff with the exception of a few teachers. It's the home of bad, pointless rules and the infamous buddy room. Kids here do stupid shit here like try to get high off cough medicine. Considered by many to be the worst two years of their life.

Kid 1: Dude do you remember that one time at Neil Armstrong Middle School?

Kid 2: I hated that school! DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT!

Neil Armstrong Middle School by Former NAMS student June 18, 2011

Neil Cicerega 

He needs your credit card info to get a new microphone so he can keep making music

you: omg it's you
Neil Cicerega: give me your fucking credit card information

Neil Cicerega by spooksmagee July 15, 2020