Linda

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Linda is such a good friend fr, she's fine and hot like honestly, never lose a Linda, she loves food but loves God more.
"Is she still reading her bible?"

"Yeah, that's Linda."
by lindaissexyandamazing July 06, 2023
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Someone who moves on to a new bf or gf each month
Person 1: Why does Taylor keep getting a new bf each month?
Person 2: Because she's going a Linda
by Unknown_kattyperry October 10, 2024
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1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.

3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
Q: How do you know when a Linda is lying?
A: When her lips are moving.
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Linda means beautiful in many languages.

She is very soft and just a loving type of person and her kisses are the sweetest where you can't get enough. People are addicted to her. Watching her when she sleeps is usual a very calming favour for people.
She makes you feel alive by just being with her and spending time alone with her is also a very important concern for people.

Linda is caring, she will always make you feel that you are wanted in life. She listens to your problems and makes you feel better. And that's the differnece between her and other girls.
Lindas are very popular and have many friends, many girls want to be her best friend. Men are ranking to get her and she has the WOW- factor of a woman. They often have a very high intellectual level. That expresses their classy type and coolness, they are over and over beautiful from the inside and out.

If you're lucky enough to encounter a Linda, tell her how you feel and don't miss out on the opportunity to be with a Linda. She'll soon be everything you ever wanted.
Guy 1: "Why didn't I tell Linda how I felt about her back in high school? We could have had the perfect life together. Instead, she's with that other guy now. I totally blew it, didn't I?"

Guy 2: "Yeah... not going to lie to you, buddy, but you should've told Linda how you felt when you had the chance back then."
by Erem468 January 04, 2017
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I love Linda.
I love her so much and life has been so unfair to her. She has the prettiest smile I have ever seen and she's gorgeous with an amazing personality. She keeps falling in and out of relationships with unsure insecure people but she never lets it lower her self worth. She respects her self and other people, she is a girls girl and she smells really good. She might ignore your texts sometimes but it's because she's overthinking things. Her presence lights up the whole room..her personality is so strong and she doesn't give two shits about what people say about her. She's misunderstood and has a lot of trauma, and she's always partying. I wish she stopped smoking. She's the best girlfriend ever and I love her so much. Never let go of your Linda. I miss mine.
-Should I go to the party?
YES
-Will Linda be there?
Ofcourse she always is
-I have such a big crush on Linda
Everyone does!
by stephannne.08 November 24, 2023
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