jackoslam

To take a shit in a pumpkin, and set it on a friend's porch

I smeared in my pants trying to jackoslam

by Paccali November 13, 2002

Jackojob

Knocking out some of the teeth of an individual or inflicting tooth loss yourself during the month of October in order to give another person fallatio during the Halloween Season. Making your mouth resemble one of a carved pumpkin in order to give head.

In the spirit of halloween Kenny recieved a Jackojob from Carla instead of candy.

by Jonny J November 18, 2007

Johnston Jackoff Challenge

To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.

Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.

by Johnnie Walker's Chauffer December 26, 2008

Jackonomous Linkasaurus

A pre-historic creature make completely of beef jerky.

A staple in the diet of the mighty Jackonomous Linkasaurus is the smaller Slimterotops Jimeri.

by Adolfalus-Huxley June 25, 2010

Jackorony

A impoverished creature of black skinned appearance residing in and around the 10030 zip code of New York, which serves no productivity to any community bar the drugs community.
They're characterized by they're abysmal dental hygiene, they're obsession of the song "Young Forever", they're constant hunt for small change and they're love of Four Loko.

"The world should be cleansed of them Jackorony's." Adolf H

Son: Dad... Who goes to prison?
Dad: Jackorony's

Black person: I swear i'm innocent.
Judge: No you're not you Jackorony.

by Nigel_Cramer October 27, 2010

Jackoffphobia

Fear of people who masturbate privately or publicly with their hands or any other tool.
(beating their meat, waddling their widdle, scuffing their meatballs, rubbing the mouse hole)

1. "Emily stop being Jackoffphoic! We all know you used to do it!" - Emily's friend

2. The man walked into an Italian deli, he saw that a black man was wanking his spaghetti and he ran away, the man thought he was racist, when he was jackoffphobic, sorry tyrone.

3. A man watched Tom And Jerry and saw that Tom was sticking his fist into the Jerry's mouse hole (in the wall) and switched the TV off running away from the house, this man is experiencing jackoffphobia.

by Masturphile July 9, 2016

Jackoffphilia

1. The continuing habit of jerking/jacking off until you have 1 sperm left that you will save for when you are stranded in the middle of the ocean (for protein).

2. Professionalism in masturbating, using professional tools or just a karate technique.

- "Jack is such a Jackoffphile, My uncle works in facebook and he says Jack has my timeline as his homepage" - Emily

- A man entered an Italian deli and ordered spaghetti and meatballs, as the waiter left, he began to scuff the meatballs and widdle the spaghetti, He is later diagnosed with level 5 Jackoffphilia and had to seek medication.

- "You should try to surprise yourself every now and then, try taking classes, I know some good Jackoffphilics that would love to help!"

by Masturphile July 9, 2016