Mop Hopper

1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.

2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.

May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.

by boppa23 July 20, 2011

Heffer Hopper

Somebody that has loads of sex with fat girls.

"Dude, did you see Dan's new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah, he's such a heffer hopper!"

by Susan Strong September 29, 2012

salon hopper

Somebody who goes from salon to salon, or hair-dresser to hair-dresser to get their hair done but complain they don't like it every single time and get their money back so their bum ass never pays for getting their hair done.

Yo did you hear what Kayt does when she has no money to get her hair done? That bitch is a salon hopper!

by Mcama38 January 18, 2014

hole hopper

When you remove your penis from a vagina, place it into the butt, and then return it home to the vagina.

Omg, Jimmy! I didn't know you were a hole hopper, I would have never bought you that kit-kat bar had I known!

by MizzNewishBooty October 21, 2015

Vanilla Hopper

Big black woman with a massive ass who chooses to swing it with a scrawny little white boy pencil thin. This type of girl likes to hop on the vanilla ice-cream cone.

"Did you see that white boy with the Vanilla Hopper" She likes them pencil dicked!

by Dave97 May 18, 2016

rez hopper

Similar to a homie hopper, except the homie hopping is taking place on a native reservation.

Wow. I didn't realize she was a Rez hopper until she banged my whole group of friends. Talk about being right junny eh?

by RezDefinitions April 5, 2016

band hopper

A narcissistic prick who will join a band, leave it and then join another. He or She'll probably do this numerous times before bands start realising this person is just going to abandon them once they hit their peak.

" Did you hear Denis Stoff left Asking Alexandria? "

" Yeah, turns out the dude's just another fucking band hopper. "

by fag9001 March 24, 2017