High speed handy

Getting a hand job while driving

Bro, I got a high speed handy from Carly last night when I was driving her home

High speed handy by BIGfish54 July 10, 2020

Sandy Handy

Used as a form of negative reinforcement. A hand job where the giver covers their hand in vaseline, followed by dipping the hand in beach sand. This results in massive erosion of the penis.

Marco if you don't clean up your shit, I'm going to give you the roughest sandy handy.

Sandy Handy by 1501 December 5, 2010

Bacon Handy 

When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.

"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"

"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"

Bacon Handy by Oscar Wyld August 25, 2011

Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse 

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.

How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?

Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010

angry handy j 

get hit and cussed at while getting a hand job.

angry handy j is when the bitch is smacking or telling you to fuck off while she is stroking your knob

angry handy j by hughjascox August 5, 2011

Pity-Handy 

A hand job given apathetically and out of pity. During the hand job things are often said such as "are you almost there?" and it's not uncommon to make a phone call, smoke a cigarette, or text a friend during the encounter.

I don't really like that guy, but I'd toss him a pity-handy if he asked.

Pity-Handy by WetBottom November 14, 2011

chocolate handy 

To deficate in your own hand and then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum

I gave my boyfriend a chocolate handy tonight.

chocolate handy by WrestlingMom April 27, 2017