Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023

bandy handy

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a bandaid on the hand in use.

Last night was wild. She pulled my pants down and gave me a bandy handy. It was a buzz light year bandaid. She took me to infinity and beyond.

by Jurassictuna November 18, 2020

Handy Special

A little handicap and a little special ed.

Stop being so Handy Special and read the directions.

by ShineBrite April 15, 2009

William handy

A william handy is when a handicapped male/female offers a homeless male the pleasure of partaking in the act of sexual intercourse with the help of a hand or foot as this act is taking place there is no contact to be made with the ball or the ritual will have to be repeated with extremely limited amount of force

Yo this vegetable is giving me a william handy

by Nigga nuts in my butt May 4, 2020

Stickshift Handy

When an inexperienced female or male attempts to give a handjob. Much like going straight from first to fifth gear. Handjobs are suppose to go up and down, not back and forth.

"Joe did you hookup with Sara last night?"
"Yeah man Im hurtin' she gave me the worst Stickshift Handy i've ever seen"

by LCopeCope March 2, 2017

Manny’s Handy

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!

by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020

Handy Savage

A week long, calculated hand job. A hand job 5/5 star rating in real life and on Yelp. A slightly aggressive hand job that ends with the giver exclaiming "Oh Yeah!" and the recipient splooging everywhere.

Jim: "So how was the weekend with the wife?"

Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."

by DJ_Smedium_Dick July 29, 2017