Fast clap

Quick, rigorous masturbation.

Be right back. I'm gonna go fast clap for a bit.

by BushIsANazi September 29, 2015

fast pool

IT'S A POOL THAT IS FAST THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO IT AND YES THERE ARE SLOW POOLS ASWELL DON'T QUESTION SWIMMERS!

wow what a fast pool, I was really fast today

by Phart honey cakes May 29, 2018

Fast-mags

Fast-mags is a rare occurrence where a man doesn’t need a moment of cool down after nutting and can just keep going.

Dude, I had Fast-mags on the other night and nutted five times in a row!

by I eat crayons May 30, 2019

Fast Travel

When you sleep during a long journey while someone else drives, and wake up at your destination.

Passenger: "Hey bro I'm super tired, do you mind if I fast travel?"

Driver: "Nah bro go ahead".

by Bboyzxoxo July 21, 2019

Fast Sunglasses

Those sunglasses that middle aged dudes wear in their Facebook profile picture (and everywhere else). They are extremely aerodynamic, and look like they are built for speed.

“Hey man, I think I’m going to go to Home Depot”
“Don’t forget your Fast Sunglasses”

“I saw so many Fast Sunglasses at the antique show today”

by JoeBrim October 16, 2019

Fast Eddy

A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.

You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.

by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019

fast-bad

Doing something quickly and enjoying the rush before the consequences hit.

She grinned up at him, her face covered in the evidence of her most recent fast-bad. She was a bad little dog with a full belly.

by Krickey January 2, 2021