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drive-by

A cum-n-run, shoot-n-run, or fuck-n-run.
He wanted a drive-by Friday night but I told him I don't do drive-bys.
by Jolie St. Laurent April 26, 2006
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Drive by Architect

A software architect that comes up with overly complex, fragile designs that look great on paper but suck to work with. The architect subsequently bails before engineering teams start working with their 'design' and find all the design flaws, poorly thought out ideas, and parts that lack any common sense so they don't need to fix any of it.
Engineer1: We're way behind schedule because this system is so complex and fragile! Who designed this crap?
Engineer2: I forget her name. She bailed right before coding started.
Engineer1: We got drive by architected!
by Slorg March 22, 2010
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Drive by Burger

A sport that requires at least three people to perform (Driver,Counter, Burger thrower), burgers, a car and unsuspecting victims. 5 minute rule applies.

Burgers are thrown at the victims, resembles a drive-by, from inside the car. Points are gained by how much the thrown burger costs plus the impact/damage. Bonuses can be accumulated by the location of where the burger hit the victim's body.* The points are then recorded by the Counter, participants then switch places. Whoever scored the most is the winner and crowned as Burger King. (This is how the Fast Food restaurant, Burger King, originated. But now they aim at the victims' mouth and if successful, the victims are required to pay).

*points and bonuses are set agreed upon the participants.
jon: hey, im bored and there are a lot of people out in the streets.

jef: i've no job atm, and im pretty bored too.

bob: you thinkin what im thinkin?

all: Drive by Burger!!!!

jon: whats consequences? we might even be seen and get employed by Burger King if we do a great job.

jef: oh cool. ill start first, jon u count the points and bob, get ready to put the pedal to metal!!!

*later that day, they were all employed*
by Jan Nam. September 23, 2010
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Drive-by compliment

A compliment overheard as you are walking past someone but you have no chance to respond thereby left with a missed connection.
She just commented on my new ink. I couldn't respond to her drive-by compliment in that crowd.
by Rudimentary April 26, 2015
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Google Drive-By

Having your home or property photographed by the Google Maps Street View fleet.
I would have groomed my front yard had I know I was going to be hit by a Google Drive-By.
by ropenstein December 28, 2010
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Paducah Drive By

When a cherub performs a walk by farting on another individual.
Driver just pulled a Paducah Drive By on that ginger!
by hubbx July 6, 2016
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drive-by screwdrivering

The act of throwing a screwdriver from a moving vehicle at a pedestrian along the road in an attempt to injure. Upon impact, promptly point and laugh, and then speed off.
On the way to the mailbox the other day, a car sped past and Luke felt a sudden pain in his leg. He looked down to find a screwdriver at his feet. It appears that Luke had been the unfortunate victim of a drive-by screwdrivering.
by luke lickin his dads nuts November 15, 2006
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