coochie inspector

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.

Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.

by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

coochie crack

The visible crack of your vagina.

Girl no one wants to see your coochie crack put on a bathing suit with more coverage.

by lyssa89 June 23, 2014

Chooch Bag

One that is known for his unethical amount of marijuana consumption.

Baldino is such a chooch bag. All he does is smoke weed 24/7.

by anonymous4893748972348324 March 23, 2017

Coochie Wedgie

Coochie wedgie is where the seat of the panties get caught up inside the lips of a Vagina.

These panties always give me a coochie Wedgie.

by teralove June 8, 2018

Cooch Shoot

A female dick pic

Hey boo, send me a cooch shoot, ayyyyeeeee

by Flhophead July 24, 2018

Coochie Slapper

To treat coochie with respect, but at the same time play with it intensely.

"I SURE COOCHIE SLAPPED MY GIRL LAST NIGHT"

"Brian sure is a coochie slapper!"

by Glossoholic September 25, 2018

Coochie Kid

This is a person who pulls all the girls. He is a pussy magnet

Caelan: '' BROOO yano Stephen Tries already got another girl !? ''
James: '' Yh he's a right Coochie Kid , save some girls for bro''

by Coochie Kid May 23, 2019