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backdoor turtle

A "Backdoor Turtle" is when you have to poop really bad and the poop is actually coming out of your asshole and popping back in and out really quick.
Ohh man my turd is poking out like a Backdoor Turtle.
by Johnny Do-Good October 28, 2013
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Backdoor Scramble

You lady allows for a whole egg to be placed into the anal cavity and then her partner to fuck get until it’s scrambled. Ejaculation isn’t a must but allowed for extra flavor. She pushes it out into a pan and then it’s scrambled into an omelette.
Victor gave his old lady an backdoor scramble and then ate it at 3 in the morning. Crazy motherfucker.
by SpiceDaddy March 17, 2020
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Backdoor yorki

When making sweet love to a chick with a fine ass from behind and you pull out and thump her a few times on the butt cheeks and give a couple quick barks/yips of pleasure.booty sex doggystyle
Amy's ass was so fine, I just couldn't help myself, so I gave her a Backdoor Yorki!
by BabiAngel December 12, 2016
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backdoor fajita

Have you seen Esteban? Dude is a total backdoor fajita
by Shanusdebar October 2, 2015
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using the backdoor

To penetrate the anus of a human being or some other animal if you're into the whole bestiality thing.
Angie got pissed at Jimmy for using the backdoor without anal-eze
by Elvis's Sideburns May 22, 2015
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backdoor lunchbox

Oral ministrations of a lady on hands and knees, rear in the air, proffered like an open, old-school work lunchbox, usually with the main course in the lower section, and something special up top.
She offered me her backdoor lunchbox and, unable to decide between top or bottom, i ate both.
by Nostrovio May 20, 2023
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Backdoor Hotpocket

The backdoor hotpocket is just another term for the anus.
Man, i went and saw sara last night. She let me put it in her Backdoor Hotpocket
by paulykush July 26, 2018
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