Backdoor Scramble

You lady allows for a whole egg to be placed into the anal cavity and then her partner to fuck get until it’s scrambled. Ejaculation isn’t a must but allowed for extra flavor. She pushes it out into a pan and then it’s scrambled into an omelette.

Victor gave his old lady an backdoor scramble and then ate it at 3 in the morning. Crazy motherfucker.

by SpiceDaddy March 18, 2020

backdoor blumpff

A qweef from the anus caused by too much anal sex; therefore creating a loose asshole where air can not be contained. So during anal sex, after, or just random blumpffs that are unable to be contained.

I had no idea too much anal would cause me to have so many backdoor blumpffs.

by real big deal gennie September 14, 2016

backdoor lunchbox

Oral ministrations of a lady on hands and knees, rear in the air, proffered like an open, old-school work lunchbox, usually with the main course in the lower section, and something special up top.

She offered me her backdoor lunchbox and, unable to decide between top or bottom, i ate both.

by Nostrovio May 20, 2023

Backdoor Hotpocket

The backdoor hotpocket is just another term for the anus.

Man, i went and saw sara last night. She let me put it in her Backdoor Hotpocket

by paulykush July 27, 2018

backdoor fajita

An illegal immigrant especially from Latin America

Have you seen Esteban? Dude is a total backdoor fajita

by Shanusdebar August 23, 2015

backdoor turtle

A "Backdoor Turtle" is when you have to poop really bad and the poop is actually coming out of your asshole and popping back in and out really quick.

Ohh man my turd is poking out like a Backdoor Turtle.

by Johnny Do-Good October 27, 2013

Backdoor Nachos

When you’re banging two girls from behind back and forth

“Last night I did the backdoor nachos and I got two stinkies on my dinky”

by WhiteTexts May 04, 2019