A "Backdoor Turtle" is when you have to poop really bad and the poop is actually coming out of your asshole and popping back in and out really quick.
by Johnny Do-Good October 28, 2013
Get the backdoor turtle mug.You lady allows for a whole egg to be placed into the anal cavity and then her partner to fuck get until it’s scrambled. Ejaculation isn’t a must but allowed for extra flavor. She pushes it out into a pan and then it’s scrambled into an omelette.
Victor gave his old lady an backdoor scramble and then ate it at 3 in the morning. Crazy motherfucker.
by SpiceDaddy March 17, 2020
Get the Backdoor Scramble mug.When making sweet love to a chick with a fine ass from behind and you pull out and thump her a few times on the butt cheeks and give a couple quick barks/yips of pleasure.booty sex doggystyle
by BabiAngel December 12, 2016
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by Elvis's Sideburns May 22, 2015
Get the using the backdoor mug.Oral ministrations of a lady on hands and knees, rear in the air, proffered like an open, old-school work lunchbox, usually with the main course in the lower section, and something special up top.
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