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Cat Fishing 

the act of shoving your entire hand into a pregnant woman's vagina, and pulling out the baby. similar to the method used by backwoods rednecks to catch catfish.
my GF is 4 months pregnant. guess I better go cat fishing before its too late
Cat Fishing by n197 September 13, 2013
Related Words
Cats Catherine catfish cathy Catalina cate catch-22 catboy catholic catty

Cat Scratch Fever

When you cozy up with someone that doesn't use proper hygiene, they carry certain bugs that jump on you and take up residence.
That kitty next door sure can purr, but she gave me Cat Scratch Fever!
Cat Scratch Fever by Magarat October 22, 2009

cat stevens 

a very good artist/ slash mucisian

his songs include wild world, seasons in the sun, and some of the music of rushmore

he also changed his religion to islam and gave money to terrorists and is now banned from the u.s.
wow cat stevens is awesome
cat stevens by caedes venatus January 3, 2005
Tonight I'm going to fuck some cat box
Cat box by Big Vags Inc. October 21, 2014

cat and mouse 

A game played only when a member of the female class is in her menstraul cycle. The said female gets naked and runs around on her hands and knees. The "cat" who can be a member of either sex, also gets naked and chases the female around on their hands and knees. Upon catching the female, the "cat" removes the tampon from the female, and swings it around and plays with it like a cat does with a bloody mouse.
We cant have sex cause of that? Well shit, lets play cat and mouse.
cat and mouse by Lucas March 30, 2004

cat's pajamas 

Traditionally followed by the phrase, Whole darn department store
"Ain't I the Cat's Pajamas?"
"You're the whole darn department store!"
cat's pajamas by T to the V December 30, 2006