You will actually have to study for Honors/Pre-AP/AP classes. You will most likely forget about your
friends, family and love life, and will exist for the sole purpose of reaching a
4.5 GPA and studying for the impending SATs. You may experience unexplainable weight loss, paleness, and passing out randomly in class. The only free
time you have will be spent crying and listening to sad music while reviewing notes for the 90th time to get a 78 on your AP chemistry
test. Average
sleep hours=2.5 per school night, 5=per week day.
High school kids stay awake by mixing energy drinks, coffee, cigarettes, and vitamin C supplements in a blender, then shutting their eyes and drinking it. They tend to drink about 5 a day.
Students are taught to "think for themselves" AKA conform to the
people (usually idiots) around them . Most conform. Some don't and end up living poor because society rejects them. A few clever ones keep up their grades and
bullshit through high school while at the same
time harboring their individuality inside. These will probably survive/enjoy life and not end up
a. poor
b. dead
c. hating their stupid kids, spouse,
job, and life.
Teachers don't give a fuck about anyone and usually spend their
time playing computer games and getting pissy when you need to ask them a question. Gym teachers are fat, and whip you
like dominatrixes to run the damn mile.
Good luck in high school...see you on the other side...
Me: I'm a
sophomore in high school as of
August 2011. Help me.
Fellow Goth kid: I feel you.
Dude: I though this was gym, not a BDSM crash course!
Coach: RUNNN YOU FILTHHYY SLAAVVEEEE!!!!
