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Grape Juice 

Refers to desirable high school girls who have not yet been tainted by American Universities where they will gain 24 pounds on Natural Light, and will don only their University sweat pants, even to weddings.

Grape Juice is often pleasing to look at, but rarely to engage in a serious relationship with, as at the end of the day they will still be wearing Uggs, and saying things like "The Administration is a great band".

It's like a few years ago, when all the wine grapes went bad. Everyone stopped drinking wine and started drinking grape juice.
"Holy goo, she's attractive"
"Yeah dude, but she's grape juice"

Guy: "I'm so excited to be going to Daytona this spring!"
Girlfriend: "Ugh. Grape Juice city..."
Grape Juice by GalaxyBoner May 13, 2010
A Texas Hold'em poker hand, when holding a jack and a duce, J-2. This is called juice.
Oh you have pocket aces? I umm....have the juice.

(Doyle Brunsun) heh....I have the Brunson
(Poker Noob) Oh yeah? ....I got the juice!
(Doyle Brunson) I...hate....you
(Poker Noob) Pwnt
Juice by Alex B From Cali November 6, 2008

bunny juice 

or, more specifically, Bunny juice.
(noun)
The tasty treat secreted by Bunny's cookie when I chow down on it. (i.e.- eat her pussy)

similar to pussy juice, girlie cum, cunny honey
PK: I'm thirsty...

DB: What do you want to drink?

PK: I want me some Bunny juice!
bunny juice by P T Kitty April 24, 2005

Guava Juice 

Guava Juice is a bad Youtuber you shits out content for 7 year old kids. Guava Juice tastes like total sweaty gym socks, which have been out in the sun for way too long.

Don't subscribe.
Person1: Hey, what are you watching?
Person2: Oh just some brainlit.
Person1: How the hell does this exist?

Guava Juice should not exist...
Guava Juice by Garlic Bread_ June 16, 2020
Commonly used in parts of nothern midwest, Boston, southern florida, and eastern rockies.

1.) Being ripped off or put on blast in any number of ways. Often leaving feelings of temporary worthlessness or aggression.

EX.-Friend steals your girlfriend

-Friend jacks your protein

-one executes a perfect comback in large group of people.

-Friend fails to notify you of a large party

-Girl turns you down in front of friends making you look like you have no game.

- One delivers a comically true but personal insult that may result in extreme levels of embarrassment.

-Friend notifies your girlfriend that you have been sleeping with 3 other girls of higher social and physical status than her.

2.) The practice of someone who commonly uses steroids. Ususally someone who juices will have little to no knowlege of personal health, difficutly with self-esteem, no job or higher education, poor work eithic, exceedingly low-IQ, wears "Ed Hardy" T-shirts, uses heavy doses of extra strength Paul Mitchell Hair Gel, commonly seen with "Tap-out" Tshirts but has no expirience in MMA, previous difficulty of picking up women, and will also go by particular nicknames that will exemplify their ego. However, once someone has juiced for a period of time, women seem to be much easier, giving the juicer a false perception of an increase in game.
EX.

Eugene: "Bro, did you sleep with my girlfriend last night?"
Gary: "Yeah, my bad bro, I drank a dos equies, I was feelin' it."
Eugene: "You just juiced the shit out of me!"

EX.

(large group of girls present)

Tom: "Sup ladies, I made 12.8 mil last year."
Sally: "Yeah, but we had sex, and you have a 3 inch penis."
Ned: "HA HA HA, damn that sucks ass, you got juiced."

EX.
(weightroom enviornment)

Big Dave: "Sup ladies how do you like my biceps?"
Girls: "Ohh my whats your secret!?"
Big Dave: "ahh well --"
Harry: "--He juices."
Big Dave: "What the hell man, why did you juice me like that?"
Juice by GayhopMUfan April 29, 2011

jig juice 

the incredibly thick, gloopy, slimy white stuff that is forcefully ejected from the piss-hole of a black man's penis during his sexual orgasm.
"that jennifer lopez sure has swallowed alot of jig juice!"
jig juice by john March 16, 2003