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God of War 2 

Sequel to arguably the greatest game on PS2m, God of War. Kratos (The Ghost of Sparta) has just taken up his spot as God of War when he gets fucked up by Zeus and stripped of his powers. So now its time to get your shit together and take Zeus down. On the way you kill yourself some more gorgons and minotaurs, as well as some other beasties like Cerberus the three headed fire spittin mutt.
Awesome bit at the start of God of War 2 where ya gotta work your way through a threesome wit two naked chicks to get bonus shit, decent graphics.
God of War 2 by leighton d May 20, 2007
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I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck 

not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."
I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.

Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition 

Also known on Xbox Live as 'Modern Warfare 2: Fucking Shit Edition', it was soley marketed to Australian fans of the series who were anticipating something more than a fucking piece of shit.
Australians playing this game online against Americans will experience frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration and even more frustration after playing this fucking piece of shit as one of an Australian Xbox Live connoisseur's greatest fears eventuates in the form of a "lagiastus beastialus". Known simply as a lag beast, this will violently penetrate anyone choosing to abuse it.
*Sam is halfway through a match of Domination on Favela, enjoying himself in an Australian hosted game with a favourable 7 kills and 2 deaths*
Sam: "Gee, I really have enjoyed coming home to this. I am not dominating anyone, just enjoying a nicely paced game of Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition. Ah..."
*Host leaves game, which has a majority of 10 Australians and one annoyingly placed American within game. Game begins to relocate host*
Sam: "Hoho, fuck."
*Game restarts, the one American in the game is hosting. The American immediately kills Sam, a knife to the back*
Sam: "Huh."
*Sam dies again, this time as a result of a lag beast*
Sam: "Hmmm..."
*Again*
Sam: "Jew."
*Again*
Sam: "Jewslut!"
*Again*
Sam: "Argh fucking American ballsucking redneck gin faggots!"
*Again*
Sam: "Fuck... fucking Cod. Why in fuck's name am I playing this shit?"
*Again*
Sam: "Heherghh!!!!!!!!"
*Again, proceeding with a vehemently temperamental silence*
Sam: "..."

half life 2 

a spectacular game that people use to get the anger outta them, or if they just wanna blow the crap outta the combines.
dude1:did you play half life 2 last night?
dude2:yea, blow'd the crap outta the combines
half life 2 by alexander orlando December 11, 2007

Web 2.Ho 

A person who is compelled to actively participate in various Web 2.0 based web sites. Often times suffers from OCT, OCH, and may even be considered a Mouse Potato. Spends a disproportionate amount of time with Social Netorking sites than physically interacting with human beings.
You've got a MySpace page, del.icio.us links, share photos on Flickr, tagged the contents of your refrigerator and never knew Ajax was a cleaner. You're such a Web 2.Ho.
Web 2.Ho by Donald Farland December 28, 2006
1.Possibly the only reason my cousins come over now and why we see them so frequently, as well as our fruit bowl which they gladly take advantage of. They really need to get their own Xbox and Halo 2 game.
2. The sequel to Halo:Combat Evolved.
3. Is one of the greatest games ever and is the reason I get up early on holiday mornings so I can play it more.
4. The game before Halo 3 which will be the fastest selling video game in the universe. Much like the seventh Harry Potter book which everyone will have a copy of in a matter of minutes.
Phone rings.

Cousins: Can we come over today?
Me: You just want to play Halo 2 again don't you?
Cousins: Well, we do like your fruit bowl too, we don't get pears at home.
Me: Well, seeing as we've seen you almost everyday for the easter holidays, my mum is now used to seeing you. Repeatedly.
Cousins: YAY!

Mum: I've just come back from shopping.I have the real grapes, and the decoy grapes for when they come over.....
Halo 2 by Fiona Hildred April 20, 2007