Faes 

Female BAESSSS

we eat together so that makes us faes

Faes by mynameiswhatpeoplecallme March 12, 2018

fake asian 

an asian who isn’t very smart in math or is super tall (bypasses the asian stereotype)

eww look at amee!! she’s 5’7, what a fake asian!

fake asian by mrs mendes December 20, 2020

head fake 

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.

I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.

head fake by Joe December 10, 2004

White Faces 

Money. White faces because of the dead presidents of on bills

Marcus: You still working at Burger King? That job sucks.

John: Yeah man. Gotta do what you gotta do to get them white faces.

White Faces by BIRTHDAY MEMORIZER July 17, 2010

fake-ass-african

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.

That girl Herb is talking to is a fake-ass-african! Get a damn clue Herb!!!

fake-ass-african by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008

The Fake JsT 

Some stupid immature shit who writes unfunny things on Urbandictionary and pretends to be someone else.

The fake JsT is too much of a pussy to use his/her real name.

The Fake JsT by JsT February 11, 2005

Fake Sleep 

Fake Sleep

To either pretend to sleep or masterbate anywhere or anytime.

Bill: John Are you sleeping IN THERE?
John: "No Answer"
Bill to Tom: John is totally fake sleeping in his room.

Fake Sleep by Z.W.C. December 17, 2009