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Ja-fake-an

(a)One who thinks or believes he or she is a person of jamaican descent but is not.
(b)One Who thinks he or she is Of Jamaican descent and adopts a (Suckass)Version Of a Rastafarian Accent.
(c) Mrs.Cleo! A Cheap,Lying,teror card reading,Bitch Who uses stereotyping and Common sense to (wooz) Her way to $4.99 A minute!
(d) Any white person with dreadlocks or braids.
(Fake Rastafarian)-A Mougn U whoot b wif u tadae?

(Real Rastafarian)Ey mon Woot za Fuk Are ju Saying Mon?STFU Ju shtoopit Ja-fake-an
Man A.Woah dog U heard of that lyin bitch Mrs. Cleo
Man B.Yea She Got me up to a $36.95 price For Common sense!
Ja-fake-an by Cracklist November 11, 2008
not real. see psuedo-conformist and pretentious and passive aggressive
that fake ass tits are hot.
fake ass by eazy-x February 19, 2008

Fake mustache 

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.
"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"
"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."
Fake mustache by jzimbert May 30, 2006

fake-ass-african

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.
Fake-ass-african has Herb on a leash!

Fake Never-Trumper 

A person who is against Donald Trump and doesn't vote for him, but refuses to vote for his Democratic opponent (who is the only other realistic option).
Despite being strongly against Trump and refusing to vote for him, the political commentator was a Fake Never-Trumper by not refusing to vote for the Democratic candidate.
Fake Never-Trumper by Utz2019 February 24, 2019

fake Jew 

Julia Salazar, NY state senator. A Christian Zionist who became disillusioned with Israel and suddenly started claiming to be a Sephardic Jew who was anti-Zionist. Lied about her background repeatedly, e.g. saying "like most Jews, I was told as a child that Israel would protect me" at Mondoweiss.

Allegedly converted to Reform Judaism at one point, which would still make her an Ashkenazi Jew at best. She claims Sephardi identity because anti-Zionists believe this is more legitimate.
Anti-Zionists claim that if Julia Salazar were pro-Israel, no one would care that she was a fake Jew. This is because thieves don't believe in honest people.
fake Jew by Der Emes December 28, 2020