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waffle
by shushschmuck April 12, 2020
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Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016
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Waffle iron

Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit
“stop being such a waffle iron
by Eggsalad69 May 15, 2020
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Blue Waffles

Blue Waffles is a term that refers to a sexually transmitted disease caused in the female genitalia that turns the vagina blue, thus called Blue Waffles, where "waffles" is a slang term for vagina. It is in fact a hoax. A photoshopped image that went viral in 2010.
Dude, do not look up Blue Waffles!
- Oh crap...
by Mr. Explain March 28, 2022
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Squishy waffle

“A English springer spaniel dog that’s chunky and brown
by Doggey January 26, 2021
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Waffle

A creature who is dumb but has a void inside of it. Older than time itself. Troll
by pato_ April 19, 2022
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waffle bone

Thinking about your next meal while having sexual relations.
Dude, last night I was so waffle bone! I couldn't help myself, but I knew I had some bomb leftovers in my fridge.
by Henny from the Block July 15, 2020
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