Waffled

A term which also stands for PWNED or OWNED. Created by a user known as Waffles on a site called PSPDS and made popular by Rekop. Added by B00F.
You just got fuckin WAFFLED!
I just waffled myself.
by B00F July 11, 2008
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Waffled

The condition of a woman's bottom after a sadist with OCD has made first a perfect row of welts vertically, and then horizontally, using a riding crop. The appearance of this physical condition is not unlike a waffle with strawberry syrup. This effect is best on pale white skin or slightly tanned skin.
"While she did not enjoy it initially, once L.A. was a little over half-waffled, the warming heat spreading from the strokes of the crop spread far enough for her to really enjoy it."
by SMData December 26, 2011
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Waffled

For a male to totally and utterly dominate a female during a sexual act.
To sexually dominate a female in the briefiest amount of time between meeting and the act of sex.

To make it qualify as "Waffled" she must be a female who hasn't done any of the below acts with a guy whom she was romantically involved with, especially if they were together for a long time.
When a man has sex with a girl on the first night and does every despicable thing to her sexually that her ex hasn't done.

Dominating features are - facial ejaculation, anal penetration, tea bagging, abusive verbal profanity, having her repeat self humiliating statements such as, "I'm your slut! I'm your dirty little SLUT!" etc.

"What happened with that girl last night?"
"Son, I took it back to the crib and Waffled it!"
"Nah...."
"Yea, had her doing all types of nasty shit!"
"LOL! What! - I can't beleive you hit!"
"Hey, I brought it out of her. What can I say?"

In other instances the term "IHopped" can be used in its place - as a pun in reference to the fact that IHop makes Waffles.
by Williepete January 03, 2008
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Waffled

To be utterly and entirety fucked up beyond belief i.e. drunk, stoned, broken, etc
"Damn man did you see what happened to the bathroom in there?" "Yea the guy who puked was totally Waffled"
by Mutantstache October 17, 2011
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Waffled

The violent dispersion of a large amount of waffles on the house of an enemy.

Dude, Jerry, I'm pretty sure we just got waffled.
by cara304 April 02, 2009
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waffling

Excessive talking, sometimes to the point where it gets boring and drags on for way too long, aka rambling.
It's a slang word used in Britain, but mainly in London or other parts of England by roadmen / younger generations.
"Bro my Psychology teacher is so boring, they're always waffling about nonsense that has nothing to do with the lesson."
"I definitely failed that History test, I just waffled tbh."
"That Biology question was so long and irrelevant, there was so much waffle in it I barely knew what they were asking me to do."
by lenglengmandem February 11, 2021
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Waffling

When someone keeps talking for no reason
by adamap03 September 21, 2019
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