Goontosis 

To be infected or lost in the state of gooning, being sent to the Brainrot Multiverse, Goonvana

"my gooning streak went up by 7 weeks yesterday so I might be diagnosed with Goontosis chat.

Goontosis by Skibussynga April 7, 2024

goonrot 

An early 2024 iteration of internet content that's characterized by its synthesis with the most recent progression of "Skibidi Toilet"/"edging"/"gooning" brainrot memes from early 2023 and established corecore edits that have made waves over the YouTube Shorts/TikTok platforms in the preceding years.

Goonrot typically entails a corecore edit of renowned "literally me" films embraced by groyper and incel cinephiles such as: Drive, Nightcrawler, Blade Runner 2049, Revenge of the Sith, The Batman (2022), and American History X. Goonrot edits contain AI "bad lip reading" voiceovers where the protagonists of one of the aforementioned films discusses gooning, edging, cooming, Kai Cenat, Skibidi Toilet, fanum tax, Ohio, rizz, rizzonomics, FNaF, CaseOh, mogging, being blankcoded, and various other buttersnap shitfuckery terms. The edits then typically transition to a corecore montage.

To the uninitiated, goonrot seems to make remarkable progressions in the brainrot branch of memes - where brainrot lacks any artistic or substantive value or merit of any kind, goonrot seems to contrast traditional brainrot content with high fidelity video editing and technical showcases. It is important to note, however, that goonrot content is typically just stealing actually decent corecore edits, replacing the dialogue with diarrhea, and made in CapCut in about 9 minutes by some zoomer.

Zoomer: Hey check out this goonrot edit XD

Normal person: Sorry, but I was raised in a good family by loving parents, got good grades in school, and have nominal mental, emotional, and physical health problems that allow me to lead a normal and happy life.

goonrot by fragi1e April 10, 2024

goonvana 

Play on words of “nirvana”

A state reached after a long session of edging where the person has transcended past the normal world into a state of pure bliss.

Brayden reached goonvana after his prolonged edging session of 76 hours.

goonvana by Zephey April 11, 2024

Goonana 

A state of nirvana achieved following a session of gooning that is not narcissistic but rather a meditative state.

Cuh 1: Hey bruh you done gooning?

Cuh 2: Yee dawg, I've finally achieved goonana.

Goonana by t831b April 14, 2024

Goonsick 

The state of feeling physically ill that can sometimes follow a prolonged gooning session. Often caused by a mental feeling of Post-Nut Depression so intense that it manifests as feeling physically sick to ones stomach due to the intense internally directed feeling of disgust.

Sorry guys I can't go out tonight. I'm feeling goonsick after having the house to myself all day on my day off from work.

Goonsick by obscurityc April 14, 2024

Goonjob 

A goonjob is when you are pretty much getting jacked off by someone who is gooning at the same time as you.

"Dude I got an incredible goonjob from my daughters boyfriend"

Goonjob by Gooner5234 April 15, 2024

goonitar 

Goonitar - a person who is at a constant rate of gooning. This person would usually be at the back of the class or at home gooning. Most common names are Chris

Chris stop gooning at the back of the class you goonitar

goonitar by Pegmeh April 15, 2024