cat run 

1. n. A dedicated area (usually enclosed by a fence) of a park where cats may be execised untethered, which would otherwise be in violation of local leash laws (N.B. cats do not run for exercise);
2. n. A good idea which is bad ipso facto (etym. New Yorker cartoon from 26-Jan-2009 issue).

Windows Vista was a total cat run; upgrade to 7, dude.

cat run by CTBill February 3, 2009

Cat circle honey pocket 

A mysterious career with an unknown purpose.
Commonly found in Milwaukee.

Jim: what do you do for a living?
Sam: I'm a Cat circle honey pocketer

Cat circle honey pocket by ROXIE & SIMONE February 10, 2009

Cat Points

(n)- A term that closely relates to the sarcastic saying "Bonus Style Points." This is said when somebody does something (verbally, physically, or other wise electronically communicates) that makes the person from who the action originated from look exponentially stupid, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; informal thick, dim, dimwitted, dumb, dopey, dozy, moronic, cretinous, pea-brained, halfwitted, soft in the head, brain-dead, boneheaded, thickheaded, wooden-headed, muttonheaded or other wise daft.

Mike:"Haha! Look at Cat! She just fell over a snow bank!"
Joe: "She gets major Cat Points!"

Cat Points by Edguardo Remaraez August 18, 2009

cat on the beach 

a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"

jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach

the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach

the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach

cat on the beach by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

Cat and the juice box 

A cat or female that has a juice box straw in the vagina, and they are using there pure strength to suck the jucebox dry with there vag

"dude did u see my girlfriend do that Cat and the juice box?"
"yea Man shes fucken AMAZINGLY strong in the vagina area"
" im so lucky"

Cat and the juice box by shnukertown699 November 15, 2011

Cat Bomb 

When a Cat with nails is thrown in the air by one person at another person or animal. The Claws of the cat are thus exposed and are known to scratch the victims body

Gage just Cat Bombed John from across the room!

Cat Bomb by Oracle 420 October 4, 2012

Cat Swallow 

A vagina eat a dick

My girlfriend cat swallowed me

Cat Swallow by Harambe's Revenge September 12, 2016