cat piano

cat pianos go meow meow meow meow and their not annoying

meow meow meow i like cat piano

by imdakatindahat April 19, 2018

Choking the cat

The female equivalent to 'choking the chicken'. It means to masturbate. Only available for women-folk.
It refers to the word pussy meaning both slang for vagina and also cat.

Anissa: What are you doing tonight, Kimmy?
Kimmy: I'll prolly just be choking the cat and take a masturnap.
Anissa: -squinty eyes- Pervert.
Kimmy:-laughs- Stick ass prude.

by MissBastardChild<3 November 9, 2011

drowning the cat

when a female submerges her naughty bits under water

She dropped her beach towel and walked into the water waist high, therby drowning the cat.

by EWAS June 20, 2008

Sick Cat

When one needs to do a tactical yack after consuming to much alcohol and so, instead of a normal vomiting position, the person positions themselves on all fours and imitates a cat vomiting (whilst vomiting)

'Hey, I'm feeling like I need a tac yack'
'No worries, just perform a sick cat'

by KezHenkz April 13, 2016

king of cats

a great god who is known by many people. he is feared by all and will never die.

Do you no the king of cats?
I heard the king of cats once killed a man with a meow.

by kingofcats1 June 29, 2011

Hung Cat

A variation of a "moon", where you tuck your dick and balls between your legs and/or cheeks and expose yourself from the rear by bending

Im a dirty french bastard.

by F.a.S - Alex "Chadahooch" Leighton June 2, 2003

cats ass

From the chopsui movie "drunken master". In the context of the movie to mean "your the best thing since sliced bread". See Bees Knees and Dogs Bollocks

Salvidor: "Hey guys I just bought over a case of beers"
Friend: "Gee Salvidor, you're the cat's ass"

by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 10, 2004