Technologically Retarded 

One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic

Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button

Technologically Retarded by RyeDawg II November 1, 2011

Retarded ass 

A retarded donkey with autism

I have a retarded ass at my farm

Retarded ass by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017

get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.

Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.

get retarded by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

retardle 

someone who reuses the same terrible comebacks constantly and is kind of gay anyway.

god, that kid just keeps calling me a douche. what a retardle.

retardle by KINGSANDKEYS July 22, 2010

Retardaline 

A special type of pill for autistic people

Jimmy did you not take your Retardaline

Retardaline by MrMurphyOfficial January 24, 2019

retardtard

When your so high you get so retarded that you can’t even say retarded so it changed to retardtard

Man I’m so high I’m retardtard

retardtard by Sam.BartyB September 18, 2019

Retarded Ava

A retard who only sucks her own jiblets. She exactly has 23 of them and they are all dried out. She waters them everyday but they won’t hydrate themselves. She will only eat rotten camel nuts to fulfill her dreams about having more nuts.

Jim: Ahh there is a retarded Ava, run because she will try to take your balls!!

Bob: It’s fine she already took mine, and it was painful!!

Retarded Ava by Yert Skrt October 13, 2019