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Cleatbeat

When you beat your meat with football cleats

I let my girlfriend cleatbeat my meat last night and now it looks like a flute

by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017

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Retarded ass

A retarded donkey with autism

I have a retarded ass at my farm

by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017

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Asshole

Did you see assholes concert last night it made me pass out

by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017

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