Man-sloth

A term used for a strange phenomenon where man likes to climb trees, eat tree limbs, and shove bananas down his sleeves to appear as though he has claws for hands...may also involve sound effects like that of a cat being crushed by a steamroller.

Kris: Did you see Jeremy the other day?
Justin: Yeah what was up with the sound effects and why did he shove bananas down his sleeves?
Kris: I don't know but that guy is such a Man-sloth he deserves to be in a zoo

Man-sloth by Harbinger33 January 4, 2013

man-cuddle 

When two guys cuddle with one another. Sometimes this happens when you have to share a bed with another guy or guys. Often used sarcastically among straight guys who pretend to be gay, for laughs.

Friend: "Dude, you wanna crash on the couch?"

Me: "Only if we can man-cuddle..."

Friend: "Dude! No!"

Me: laughs

man-cuddle by Raditude September 22, 2013

man-vegan 

man-vegan: When one choses not to date, ergo one is not "consuming man".

Since going man-vegan, Julia has found she has more time to spend planting trees.

Going man-vegan was really good for her, it gave her time to realize what she wanted out of life.
When everything starts to look phallic it's time to end man-veganism.

man-vegan by smiling82 October 11, 2013

Man vs. Minecraft 

A popular Minecraft Role-Play series made by paulsoaresjr, in which he must survive for 14 days in various places in the land of Minecraftia. The show's name is a parody of Man vs. Wild, which, sadly, no longer airs on the Discovery Channel.

Fortunatly, Pablo Punchwood (paulsoaresjr's character) has help from Wilson, his tamed dog. Wilson helps him deal with just about anything except creepers.

The show is NOT a let's play. If there's anything that seems to be done "wrong" in this series, remember that Man vs. Minecraft is a role-play series, and it is not a tutorial.

The show is rated E10+.

Man vs. Minecraft has aired in several places in Minecraftia, such as:
S1 -- The Overworld
S2 -- The Overworld with Mo'Creatures mod
S3 -- The Nether, The Overworld with Goblins! and Hot Air Balloon mods
S4 -- The Twilight Forest with the corresponding mod
S5 -- The Overworld with the UHC mod

Man vs. Minecraft by Glflegolas October 17, 2013

Man please 

a term used by Malik Pete which can mean many things. It can range from "you're wrong" and "you're right," and "leave me alone" and "come here." It's also used by his wife, Deondria Pete to express rejection/fry people.

Malik Pete's way:
A girl was following Malik Pete and he said, "Man PLEASE… get yo stupid ass from behind me.

Deondria Pete's way:
A guy asked Deondria Pete out and she said, "Man pleeeease! Got a husband already, nigga."

Man please by swaggod November 8, 2013

man toilet 

When a man is used as a toilet for another sexual partner male or female

I made Jim my man toilet last night

man toilet by Lovesuscks123 May 13, 2014

man crater

When your friend from Cave Creek goes to Casey Moores with an affliction t-shirt two sizes to small, and you see the shape of his Armenian belly button crater as he hits on the wait staff..

"Dude! Your man crater is bigger than a pot hole on the I-10. Please go to Kohls and get an EXTRA medium.."

man crater by Yellowbird92 May 21, 2014