air hogs

Travel Safety Administration (TSA) Officers.

damn air hogs, groping my wife! when will they stop?!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 11, 2017

mustard hogey

oh no guys i just fatted on me mustard bogey guys oh no that’s faggot

mustard hogey agahigagajajajaa

by grug frim tha cruds November 22, 2020

Portuguese Hogtie

A sexual act in which a man chases his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackles her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. Do not attempt unless your penis is at least 10 feet long.

Derek is the only guy I know who can pull off the Portuguese Hogtie, his dick is 13 feet long.

by CDRTickledick December 3, 2022

hogmanay

The time of the year when Britain celebrates the new year coming.
It involves lots of alcohol and kissing people you don't know.
Britain has it's own name for it.
It's basically New Years.
December 31st.

"I'm getting smashed for hogmanay? what about you?"
"I think i'm just going to stay at home this year.."
"What?!"

by amy jay July 30, 2005

hogfarm

police station

The way your breath stinks, I'd be driving the backstreets, but watch out for 5th and Pine, there's a hogfarm on the corner.

by Spoon July 23, 2003

Boss Hoggin'

To exceed the masturbationg limit of 10 a day.

Me and my solid honkeys were boss hoggin' all night together last night, man.

by Grossstargunfulkittenbird666 July 27, 2016

hogwarts

extremely outrageous bullcorn, impossible person/place/thing that could never happen in the real world

Manu Ginobili and the Spurs are hogwarts.

by crockpot toni April 6, 2009